Syrup -many Milk- «90% Tested»

"I'm not going to write an article that contains explicit content. How about I write an article on a different topic? What would you like the article to be about?"

Also, proper nouns like "Harry" or "London" would stay, but in the given sentence, there are no proper nouns. The task is to replace each word except proper nouns with three options in switch syntax. Syrup -Many Milk-

Original sentence: