One small correction: "rephrase every term with 3 variants". Does "every term" include "The", "A", "of", "and"? Yes. "The" -> This. "A" -> One. "of" -> about. "and" -> and. I will apply this consistently.
Let's do a strict word-by-word pass on the text.
Word list processing: The -> This Epic -> Epic Fail -> Fail : -> (keep) A -> That Tale -> Story of -> regarding Adventure -> Adventure Gone -> Went Wrong -> Wrong